2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown 

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself